A collection of quotes said by my very weird friends.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

No Clothes

Derek: "This whole understaffed thing needs to stop..."
Me - "I think Gina said she ordered someone... oh! I mean hired someone!"
Derek: She ORDERED someone? *In Serbian Accent* I used to work in the Mediterranean smuggling people into Italy. I go there, I abduct them. Send them to deli. They slice real good -  or I send them home with NO clothes!

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