"Not a punch... More like a gentle rub.." ~ Spencer

Moustache

"I've never been carded. I've had this moustache since I was 8"

~ Fred

Ice Cream Dungeon

Me: "You know what I've been wondering? If vegans can't eat anything with a face does that mean they can't eat the waffles at Eat n Park?"

Derek: "I suppose that would be an artists rendition of a face.."

Me: "That would eliminate smiley cookies and frowny brownies as well."

Derek: *creepy voice* Frowny Brownies

Me: "Instead of Sheetz, we should go to Kings and get the Angry Mob"

Derek: "That would cause vomit everywhere! On the ceiling. On the walls! In the basement!"

Me:" I don't think Kings has a basement..."

Derek: "It's their dungeon!"

Me: "Dungeon?"

Derek: "Sheetz has a barn! Kings can have an Ice Cream Dungeon!!"

Thumbs

Derek: "My thumb is all hard there...it feels like a bone." 

Me: "Maybe your thumb has just been doing a thumb work out.."

Derek: "My thumb is buff!"

Potluck

"That building there is just a potluck of fucked up." ~ Zach

Applesauce

"I'm the boss, applesauce!" ~Gina

Shady Shed

"Look at this shady barn. How about this shady shed? We are the shady Amish builders of Intercourse PA!" ~ Anthony