Goosesteping Geece

"It's funny that one of the most evil armies of all time has a March named after a goose."
"I just pictured an army of geese with the little nazi arm bands while a swan with the hitler mustache watching them."
"Is the swan singing Be Prepared?"
"Well duh! What else would they be singing?"

Bloat

Derek: "Every three seconds Mike gets more ripped."
Michael: "Actually I'm just bloated."
Derek: "It works for you???"

Vibrating

"Mike is vibrating with rage and affection."