Goosesteping Geece

"It's funny that one of the most evil armies of all time has a March named after a goose."
"I just pictured an army of geese with the little nazi arm bands while a swan with the hitler mustache watching them."
"Is the swan singing Be Prepared?"
"Well duh! What else would they be singing?"

Bloat

Derek: "Every three seconds Mike gets more ripped."
Michael: "Actually I'm just bloated."
Derek: "It works for you???"

Vibrating

"Mike is vibrating with rage and affection."

New Album!

Bludgeoned with Colby is finally releasing their new album, "Sometime In The Darkness" . This new album is the first album released since the sudden departure of their award winning didgeridoo player, Flody Boatwood. Make sure to check out the new single, "Spiky Death Trap". "Sometime in the Darkness will be coming soon to a store near you!

Bologna Milk?

"Derek! Stop Milking the Bologna!"

Tanks

Dom: "We should get him a tank! We can get it from the Soviet union so it'll be red!"
Me: "umm... I'm pretty sure if they have tanks.. they're normal tank color"
Dom: "Son of a bitch! That's boring!"

Hoagie

Aghhhh! It smells like a giant hoagie back here! I wanna eat it!! ~Kris